Sunday, July 4, 2010

lucy liu with a peen

new dream from a couple days ago. A sex dream. about lucy liu. made all the more terrible because occurred during a family vacation, meaning my whole family was sharing the same room (thankfully not the same bed).

anyway.

it began innocently enough with G. and i fooling around in my sisters room at my old house. But i quickly decided that it wasnt private enough, so we move to my old room. Im not sure what exactly happened in the time between that and lucy liu showing up (possibly with eva mendes in tow) but the next thing i remember is putting on this bizarre royal blue satin cloak. It have white ruffles around the sleeves and edges, with no way of fastening it closed. It apparently, was a sex cloak which i had to put on before i could straddle lucy liu a la cowgirl style and began riding her. Now, this was lucy liu, clearly a woman. In my dream, she was still a woman. But she had a huge ass cock. not a strap-on or feeldoe, but a full on penis. I was thrusting and riding her, bending back over her legs when i woke up at 9 in the morning. every member of my family was awake in the room, watching tv or getting ready for the day. I wake up laying on my back, with my knees bent up in the air, heels of my feet against my ass.

i have no illusions as to whether this was a silent sex dream. i can only hope that the home improvment show on tv was so engrossing that noone noticed their close family member getting her rocks off in dreamland by way of an anatomically incorrect, sexy, biracial lady..


is this what my life is coming to?

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